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  Anyone else? posted Saturday, October 25, 2003

Pact number two has been reached. Number one has done an impressive job keeping their end of the anti-smear bargain and now I have a second taker. One can only hope they will be as equally as committed.

Anyone else want call a truce, or shall I keep going? Consider this the ONLY official offer I will EVER make. Because, I AM the fucking Energizer bunny. I'll keep going and going and going.....

For those who don't know what in the hell I am talking about, don't worry about it. Someday it will all be over and I can go back to being political instead of personal. Until then, this channel is all I got that cannot be taken away from me baby.......and it's ALL MINE!!!!!!! ;-)

Speaking of political, does anyone else watch "K Street"? What an awesome show. If HBO does not keep it, they can expect to hear from me.

   Kevin @ 9:29 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Two faces posted Saturday, October 25, 2003

Gigglydolls writes:

I don't know why I have come to your attention, but lets assure now we wouldn't get along. Its not because I am spoiled or anything, I just simply use my mind for things you men things don't seem to get. You are a total waste of me worrying, and I don't understand yours

and

Put me on buddy list...your dream date....not being ugly now...

and

Don't hate me because I speak my mind....Kev, I don't know you, and you should have no beef with me

and

Personally, I don't think you have ever had love, but thats not my business

and

Only you are playing, I was serious. I do hope you give up hating me cause I am really a nice person. Hope you have a nice Sunday :-)

and

Night Kev, keep me in your thoughts and dreams. Love ya.

First off, Giggly, stop fucking emailing me. I have NO interest in you whatsoever, I'll never have any interest in you, so you can stop playing me.

Second, I'll tell you what I tell every other goddamned drone who does not like what I have to say: If you don't like it, don't fucking read it. Don't visit the site. Anyone who runs around pissing and moaning about how much they hate me and my writing has no right to bitch to me about it, because it is not me who directs your browser to this page.

Third, if you "want it to stop" there is a very clear solution: Don't talk shit about me behind my back. I watch you and your lap dog friends hate on me everyday, and then you get all shocked and shit when I expose you people for the numb fucks you are? If it gets posted to a public message board, I will see it and retaliate in any way I see fit. If you don't want people seeing you mindless drones for the airheads you are, then stop obsessing over me and finding ways to bring my name up every which way you can.

All of you. Losers. ;-)

Ta

   Kevin @ 7:58 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  God bless the USA posted Wednesday, October 22, 2003

This tidbit should give you warm fuzzies about our government.

I just read in TIME magazine that out of the 87 billion Bush has asked for the military budget, 20.3 billion of that is for Iraq. Here is the breakdown:

$1 billion to train Iraqi police and firefighters, however, our government actually FOUGHT a $200 million dollar increase for America's own police and fire fighters.

$400 million for two new jails. With a proposed 4,000 beds in each prison, the U.S. would be spending $50,000 per inmate.

$100 million for a witness protection program for 100 Iraqis and their familles who would testify against the former regime or suspected terrorists. Sadly, the U.S. Federal Witness Protection program took in 250 families and their families last year with only a mere 31.5 million budget.

$5.7 billion on electricity, including one billion to rehabilitate and replace the power infrastructure over several years. The complaint? Compare spending $255 on electricity generation for every Iraqi with 71 cents a person spent on federally funded electricity work here at home.

$2.1 billion to import petroleum products and invest in oil infrastructure. Of course, it does not make sense for the world's second largest oil producing country to import the stuff.

$303 million to repair railroads and rehabilitate three major airports and well as the port of Umm Qusar near the Kuwait border, even though the port is already functioning.

$150 million for a new children's hospital in the southern city of Basra. Realistically, the cost of such a project would total $700 million dollars.

$20 million for executive job training. A four week management class would cost $10,000 a person.

Finally, a $1 million dollar budget to build a museum documenting atrocities by Saddam Hussein. Is this really necessary?

Bottom line, it's time to move to Iraq, because it's clear our government is more invested in putting all our resources into their country at the cost of our own.

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Rice...they all need to go. There will not be a country left after they are done with us.

   Kevin @ 8:23 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Know your rights! posted Tuesday, October 21, 2003

For the second day in a row, my good friend who calls himself "Trolldude" (or as I like to call him, Trollbitch) has left me some more email in which he makes his intention to come to Florida and hurt me more than clear.

Consider the following:

"Bradenton, Florida. Theres the place. There will be a time! Count on it.!!!"

"Panther Ridge, Florida. the more i dig, the more i find. your pathetic"

Well, besides the obvious spelling and grammatical errors, it looks like I may get an unexpected visitor any day now. However, I do not live in Panther Ridge anymore. I do not know who lives there now. We sold it to the first interested buyer just to get that post marital hassle out of the way. So pity the poor people who live there now when you show up on their doorstep. Try not to hurt too many innocent people in your obsessive need to hurt me, okay?

However, I sent this guy an email in which I gave him my current address, and hopefully he'll show up and I'll tell you why.

First, each letter that comes from this asshole gets included in the existing affidavit I have with the Bradenton Police Department. It's always good to have on record any threats made to oneself, so that if something unfortunate happens, there is a documented paper trail.

Second, Pursuant to Florida law, statues 776.012 & 776.013, anyone trespassing with intent to commit a forceable felony (including murder, manslaughter, kidnapping, aggravated assault, aggravated battery, home invasion, or any other felony which involves the use of physical force or violence against any person), runs the risk of being shot dead. Yes, you heard me right. Anyone who enters my house with the intent to hurt me or my children is going to get the clip emptied into them, plain and simple. I am a registered gun owner, I have taken every course the state of Florida offers for firearms, I have had over 100 hours of logged practice at a licensed shooting range and without tooting my own horn, I am a damn good shot.

I will protect my children with every resource I have available to me. So Troll, if you feel the need to come knocking on my door, you won't be returning back to Mississippi see your own. That is no threat, that is a warning. You have made it very clear through your emails that you are coming to Florida with felony intent. My lawyer has copies, the police have copies and I will exercise my rights as a Florida citizen if you leave me no other alternative.

   Kevin @ 6:53 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Bored to Tears, Woman Hurls TV Out Window posted Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Tue Oct 21, 8:26 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A 25-year-old German woman enraged over another Saturday night of boring television programs and dull re-runs hurled her TV set out the window of her fifth floor apartment window, police said Monday.

"There was nothing decent on so I just threw the thing out the window," the woman identified as Veronika K., told Bild newspaper.

No one was hurt in the incident in Potsdam. She later calmed down and watched another television with her children.
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Wow...somebody get this poor gal a copy of Schindler's List, maybe this till she'll shoot the TV.

   Kevin @ 12:32 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Fair Play posted Monday, October 20, 2003

As I promised...your hate site(s) go down, and I take down my commentary to the major players.

BUT...if those hate sites go back up. ANY of them. Everything goes back to the way it was.

Thanks for playing.

   Kevin @ 4:17 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  TrollBitch posted Friday, October 17, 2003

Three statements that define your core essence. Scumbag, hypocrite and collector of male porn. You really are the scum of the Earth, and people should be genuinely afraid of you. I have actual emails from you with pictures of a penis, that you sent out by request. Of course you thought you were sending it to a woman. Didn't you know that distributing porn in that fashion is against the law?

Let's look at it another way:

You have this "holier than thou" attitude about pornography, and then you send pictures of a penis out to anyone who asks? You had better be real careful my friend, because sending out that picture of what you call your penis to anyone under the age of thirteen is a felony, and you never know when someone may ask for it who is not of age. Then we will all watch you go down for dealing out pornography.

So while you are preaching about how anti-porn you are, maybe you should start thinking about hiding your own collection. And come to think of it...why does a grown man who is living with is mother have pictures of penises on his hard drive? That is REALLY gross and disgusting. It's so sad people do not see you for the filthy perverted sick fuck that you truly are.

I did take the liberty of forwarding that email you sent me containing the pornographic image to the appropriate authorities. I figure, you need to be watched by the right people. You have a serious perversion problem and I will be the one who makes sure that you are properly monitored. Until you screw up. Which you will. Then I will be all too happy to provide the affidavit that will send your perverted ass to jail...not only where you belong, but where you will get a real dose of what male love really feels like. I'm sure you will enjoy it.

   Kevin @ 8:53 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Who are you? posted Monday, October 13, 2003

"It never ceases to amaze me what people do to each other." - Sara Sidle, C.S.I.

   Kevin @ 6:44 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Crybaby, cry posted Wednesday, October 1, 2003

So...I have new blogging software, which will make Synthetic Reality a lot more fun. Problem is, my web server is not wanting to play nice in that it won't process ASP pages properly. If you don't understand that, don't worry about it. So until my provider gets that hashed out, the old format will reign.

Another fun day in court today. My attorney asked me not to delve into it too much, so all I can really say is that results were better than expected. :-)

However, I learned a few things today. And as this is my haven for my opinions and rants, I will indulge myself. One thing I learned today is that my ex's attorney is the BIGGEST crybaby I have ever seen! I mean...DAYUM. I've seen people throw temper tantrums before, but this backwards ass redneck takes the cake! It got so bad that the judge actually took some shots at this guy. Now, to protect my ass I can't reveal his name or what firm he work's for, but I know now that he's definitely a fan of my insights (or as he would say, "volumes of information") and stops by from time to time. We'll call him Captain Crybaby for lack of a better name. So, the Captain tries to tell the judge about my little weblog and made himself look like a bloody fool in the process...and did something that pisses me off more than anything else in the world: Being MISQUOTED! C'mon pal, if you are going to try and slander me to a judge, at least quote your material properly and get your facts straight. Let's just address that pet peeve now. Quote me properly and spell my name right.

For example: He tried to claim I "faked" a heart attack. LOL! First, it was not a faked heart attack. I had severe chest pains that didn't go away, so I went to the emergency room. And that is a crime? What relevance did that misquote serve? What does my having chest pains (which was not a heart attack, just stress) have to do with anything? He sounded like a desperate clown.

He also does not seem to grasp the concept of blogging. This however is not uncommon. My own lawyer did not even understand it. Interestingly enough, there are hundreds of bloggers who are law students, lawyers, and even judges. Review some of them for yourself by using any of the links below. I figure, if judges are doing it, it cannot be all bad. So for you opposing counsel, I define the art of blogging as quoted at blogger.com. Pay attention now, I only want to have to say this once:

A blog is a web page made up of usually short, frequently updated posts that are arranged chronologically—like a what's new page or a journal. The content and purposes of blogs varies greatly—from links and commentary about other web sites, to news about a company/person/idea, to diaries, photos, poetry, mini-essays, project updates, even fiction.

Blog posts are like instant messages to the web.

Many blogs are personal, "what's on my mind" type musings. Others are collaborative efforts based on a specific topic or area of mutual interest. Some blogs are for play. Some are for work. Some are both.

Blogs are also excellent team/department/company/family communication tools. They help small groups communicate in a way that is simpler and easier to follow than email or discussion forums. Use a private blog on an intranet to allow team members to post related links, files, quotes, or commentary. Set up a family blog where relatives can share personal news. A blog can help keep everyone in the loop, promote cohesiveness and group culture, and provide an informal "voice" of a project or department to outsiders.

To see some examples of different types of blogs, visit blogger.com's Blog of the Week archive.

I also learned that Sarasota County has a nice web search for criminal and civil cases. How NOT surprised I was to discover than Captain Crybaby's first wife filed a restraining order against him for ::gasp:: domestic abuse! Apparently he had his fellow snakes weasel him out of the charges, but still...why am I not surprised. And that's not the only tangle this prick has had with the law...but that's a whole other ball of wax. I just love knowing that the moron defending my ex seems to have a shady past. It redefines the pot calling the kettle black, methinks.

I wonder is my ex knows. Well, she does now.

Finally tonight, I also learned that you do not ever screw with judges. These guys (and gals) clearly earn their respect. I watched opposing council piss a couples of judges off today and then watched his ass get slapped. Opposing council was seen leaving one courtroom looking very unhappy. Awwwwwwwww, whattsa matta? Piss off the judge did ye? Serves you right numbnuts. Here is some advice from someone who was watching: Don't throw temper tantrums and act like a friggin crybaby. It just kills your credibility. Clearly, law school has served you well.

I guess not everyone is born with common sense.

Thinking about it, I really need to find more blogs from the bench. Think about it for a second. Imagine what the job of a judge is like. First off, to have to recall all kinds of law off the top of one's head it amazing. Second, these people must get tired of watching low life scum bags slink in out of out of their court rooms (and I'm not just talking about those accused mind you). Having to listen to lawyers bicker back and forth like scorned children, having to decide who is right and who is wrong, who is lying and who is telling the truth. I cannot imagine the stress. But hey, to each their own...if you love your job, more power to you. Me? I would love to be a fly on the wall for one day, in one courtroom just to see what these folks have to deal with.

And what really goes on behind closed doors. :)

   Kevin @ 10:31 PM EDT | | Listening to: