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  Nine Things I Hate About People posted Thursday, October 14, 2004

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?  Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room or the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.  Lazy fucks.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".  Damn right!  What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".  Of course it is.  Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?  Do people do this?  Who and where are they?  It's time to break open a can of Whoops Ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".  No cum stain, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.  Which is it?  If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short".  What the fuck??  Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!  What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".  If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

On the other hand...Chloe, I love you.  Wild woman.

   Casey @ 9:16 PM EDT | | Mood:


  Billy Joel Weds 23-Year-Old posted Saturday, October 2, 2004

Now I know the world is indeed coming to an end:

'Piano Man' Billy Joel Weds 23-Year-Old

   Casey @ 10:30 PM EDT | | Mood:




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