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  Oh the Life... posted Sunday, April 17, 2005

Wow!  Amy and I have spent the last two Sunday's at Cuso's Club and Cantina in Indian Rocks Beach watching my buddy Greg Billings (formerly of the Stranger band and Damn the Torpedoes).  You talk about a hell of a show!  There may be a lot of old school rockers still out there on the circuit, but I would bet that very few of the almost-50 crowd can still put on a show like old Greg can.  He's even made an ass out of me for two weeks in a row and had me on stage with him to finish out a set.  Thank God for this wonderful creation called alchohol or I can assure you that that would have never happened.  If anyone is interested in seeing what I'm talking about, Amy and I will be at a few more shows over the next couple of weeks.  We will probably be back at Cuso's again next Sunday.  The following Saturday night, Greg is having a Stranger DVD release party at the Daiquiri Deck in Mad beach.  Finally, the following week we have a close friend from Maryland in town who likes live music.  So, we will be following the Greg Billings Band out to New Port Richey for another very entertaining live show.  Fun weekends ahead.

 Now on to a favorite topic of mine that has already been touched on here a few times.  HBO's Deadwood.  What a great show.  However, would it be as good without as many 'f-bomb's

 and 'cocksuckers' thrown around as there are? I think not.  There's no better way to set the mood for a nice Sunday night with your wife than hearing 48 'fucks' and 52 'cocksuckers' in the span of 50 minutes.  Good stuff.  Come to think of it, I do believe it's Sunday night and the mood has been set.  I'm off to fulfill my duties! 

Until next time friends...

   Jeff @ 9:01 PM EDT | | Mood: drunk | Listening to: Jack Johnson - Brushfire Fairlytales


  For your enterntainment posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005

While minding my own business, I got an IM from a gentleman asking if I was horny.  Generally I cancel those and block the sender however, this one had a bible buddy icon so I decided to ask him about it.   I then read his profile and he works at a highschool.  Click to insert icon

Here is our conversation for your reading pleasure. 

Smullins is a co-worker and I gave her his IM handle so she could talk to him too.  She told him we worked in Vegas as dancers and our pictures are at www.hotgirls.com.

DADDYDEUCE6 [1:05 PM]:  horny?
 ANLeebrick [1:05 PM]:  NICE
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:05 PM]:  r u
 ANLeebrick [1:06 PM]:  do you realize you have a bible as your buddy icon?
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:06 PM]:  it was for the pope
 ANLeebrick [1:07 PM]:  well when you are soliciting sex from strangers you should use a more appropriate icon
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:07 PM]:  thanx 4 the advice
 ANLeebrick [1:07 PM]:  np
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:08 PM]:  pics?
 ANLeebrick [1:08 PM]:  you work at a boarding school for high school kids?

 ANLeebrick [1:08 PM]:  even freaking better
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:08 PM]:  hey hey im an angel
 ANLeebrick [1:09 PM]:  but you like to talk dirty to total strangers in your spare time..
 ANLeebrick [1:09 PM]:  ticket to heaven i tell ya
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:09 PM]:  u know u love sex do u not?
 ANLeebrick [1:10 PM]:  do you exhibit such extraordinary language skills when speaking to your students?????
 ANLeebrick [1:10 PM]:  smullins004 is hot
 ANLeebrick [1:10 PM]:  she's trying to talk to you
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:11 PM]:  im not a teacher geez
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:16 PM]:  where do u live

 ANLeebrick [1:16 PM]:  las vegas
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:17 PM]:  occupation
 ANLeebrick [1:17 PM]:  dancer

 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:17 PM]:  i bet ur hott
 ANLeebrick [1:17 PM]:  o yeah
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:18 PM]:  ne pics?
 ANLeebrick [1:19 PM]:  how old are you? my pictures are copywrighted and can only be viewed by those who are older than 18
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:19 PM]:  22
 ANLeebrick [1:19 PM]:  you are an 22 director of student life?

 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:20 PM]:  yes mam and med student studying to be a neurosurgeon
 ANLeebrick [1:20 PM]:  what school do you go to?

 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:20 PM]:  usf
 ANLeebrick [1:21 PM]:  yeah?
 ANLeebrick [1:21 PM]:  what made you choose to IM me?
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:22 PM]:  u were on my recent buddies list idk y
 ANLeebrick [1:22 PM]:  recent buddies?

 ANLeebrick [1:22 PM]:  i've never spoken to you before

 ANLeebrick [1:22 PM]:  i'm quite sure i'd remember since this conversation is so captivating
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:23 PM]:  i know
 ANLeebrick [1:24 PM]:  why do I get the feeling that you are 12 or 13?
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:24 PM]:  omg i am an honest person how old r u
 ANLeebrick [1:25 PM]:  29
 ANLeebrick [1:26 PM]:  well it's been real fella, but I have to get back to work
 DADDYDEUCE6 [1:28 PM]:  where is that
 ANLeebrick [1:32 PM]:  gotta go shake my ass.. tootles

   Amy @ 11:44 AM EDT | | Mood: amused


  Still in Disney posted Saturday, April 9, 2005

As my vacation is Disney draws to a close, I expect to be back home by Sunday evening.  Carrie, Jeff, Amy...if you want to add photo albums to the blog, use buzznet. You can create a free account there and upload yur pictures. I will then add code to this site that will list them down the left side just like mine. This way you can show off your pics without waiting for me to upload and post them.  :)

Miss you guys, love you all.

Casey

   Casey @ 10:44 PM EDT | | Mood: melancholy


  Cocksucker count posted Monday, April 4, 2005

Are there too many "Cocksuckers" on HBO's Original Series Deadwood???   Jeff and I decided to count them and in the spirit of fun we decided to make a wager on it.  The over/under was 12 and I took the under.  Fortunatley for me, Al Swearengen was suffering from kidney stones and didn't speak so "Cocksucker" was only uttered 9 times. 

We chose to count during the next episode just for fun, no wagers.  "Cocksucker" was used 14 times but about 8 of those were during a 15 second scene with Mr. Wu.  Mr. Wu hales from Chinatown and cannot speak english, except for "Swearengen" and Cocksucker."

   Amy @ 1:04 PM EDT | | Mood: bipolar | Listening to: Mindless Drone Chatter


  Changes posted Friday, April 1, 2005

Synthetic Reality is no more. No April Fools. The ship has sailed and it's time to accept the change. I've taken what's left of this web log and made is communal with some of my closests (and oldest) Internet friends. We were blogging even before the terms was ever coined, especially Carrie...it seems only appropriate that we come together again as older more seasons adults...err, children. <g>

Enter blogeteers.com

Enjoy.

Love always,

Casey

   Casey @ 8:54 PM EST | | Mood:




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