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  Reprint: This is what drugs will do to you posted Tuesday, September 30, 2003

I didn't really want to have to do this, because I really liked you...but you broke a promise to me and I don't take broken promises very lightly.



DONT say you do not have any friends, cuz for whatever it's worth you got me!!! Hang in there and write you feelings down to me anytime and I PROMISE on my mother's life I will NEVER share what you say, with anyone ok? CHIN UP BUDDY!!!!

I hope the woman isn't turning over in her grave too badly.

The problem with the picture of the really tired looking old woman above is that she redefines terms like bald face liar. Back stabber. Indian giver (fuck political correctness). Sell out. Whore.

Do NOT ever trust this woman with ANYTHING. She will take it from you, turn on you, use it against you and not think twice. Such people so devoid of ethics and morality, I don't understand how they can even call themselves human beings. This whore, she took everything I told her in confidence and gave it to anyone who listened...and then fed me some bullshit like "I never shared you emails with anyone." Sure you didn't. I believe you. I think what you really did was paraphrase everything we shared, twisted it around a little bit and sung like a fat canary.

Yeah, yeah. I should have known better that to confide in a complete stranger on AOL. I've been burned by so many people before, you would think I would have learned my lesson by now. Well, I have...and to those few people who have offered an ear since then...I'm sorry. The whore above ruined it for everyone. I won't trust anyone on AOL ever again. Only people I know in real life who I have met face to face...and are worthy. And even then, there are only a few people who could ever hope to earn that privilege.

You put on a good show Kath. It's a pity I didn't see you for the "follow the crowd" sellout you were until it was too late.

Well, Carnivale is on and is more worth my time than telling the world what a lying piece of shit you are.

Ta.

ps - Nice try fuckers...but for each step you take, I will take two that you won't like. Let me know when you've had enough.

   Kevin @ 10:07 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Leaving Laci posted Friday, September 26, 2003

I've wasted too much of my time, energy...and life on AOL's "Laci Peterson" message board. When the whole Laci Peterson thing first went down, it was (and still is) a tragic thing that always had my attention.

Then, AOL was good enough to devote an entire message board to the case. However, the moderators who run that board are biased, stupid, ignorant little puppets who only get joy out of stroking themselves while playing online (and not doing their so called job), which I guess is a qualification for the job in the first place. Make sure you let them know what pathetic, spineless, limp losers they are. And yes, you can tell them that *I* sent you!

But in the year since then, it has turned into a snake pit of vipers that spew more hate than even Hitler could manage...and I've wasted too much of my life giving a shit about people who are not worth a shit. I've deleted my shortcut icon that that forum, deleted all the links to get there and made it hard enough to get back to that it's not even worth my time. Not even to see the responses to my short little "so long" bit (and unlike you Jeanna, I won't be making this lame speech about leaving and then coming back a month later. You still have no idea how fucking foolish you made yourself look).

So, it's time to move on from that place and do something else...but, the Snotty Six will live on. The characters are just too good to give up. I have one more to introduce, and then my snotty six friends will embark on my...realistic adventures. ;-)

So...in short: Buh bye Laci people, it's been fun. More or less.

ps - I'll miss you Dere and Amy. You two are some of the most decent people I have ever met online.

   Kevin @ 9:00 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Only in my dreams posted Friday, September 26, 2003

I have this crazy dream last night. However, you will have to be familiar with characters from "Sex & The City" to understand it.

In this dream I was having the mad affair with Charlotte, whom I personally consider the sexiest gal from the show. Thing is, when I have such dreams, it's all more kissy face than it is sex. I account this to being more a creature of affection than flat out sex. Anyways... Charlotte was having her little crisis (just like in the show) and Carrie's character was consoling me. But as she was doing so, she was sitting on my lap in her underwear.

::sigh::

Only in my dreams...

   Kevin @ 6:11 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Idiots I posted Wednesday, September 24, 2003

These were posted on an AOL message board about me and my blog:

From: LillyDePlume
His web-blech into his mind is a scarey place..... too bad such a talented cartoonist is filled with such hatred. His rantings--and they are rantings--remind me of Geek Most Likely to Open Fire in Court.
Lilly

Oh, however can I reply? Web logs are therapeutic. Stupid hens. If you don't like it, DON'T FUCKING READ IT! Pretty simple.

And no, I am not going to remove your names. You wanted to offer an opinion, I am retorting. Don't like it? Too bad.

You are just another product of "the crowd." Follow the crowd. Your attack comes from the hatred of others. You don't even know me, so you cannot make the calls you do. Yes, I am a geek. So fucking what. If you want to compare yearly incomes, my "geekness" has not done me too bad. But, of course there is more to life than money. My son taught me this (it certainly was not the "love" of any woman...because the lot of you are backstabbing gold diggers)

What it comes down to is this. Synthetic Reality (even the title should give you a clue) is a place for me to vent, because this kind of venting, if done in the real world, is just not considered acceptable...which is why web logs are therapeutic. It's MY reality in a SYNTHETIC forum. If anyone...and I mean anyone, not just you AOL message board posting drones were to ever meet me in real life, you would be surprised. Pleasantly I might add, because who I really am, is not what you see on the web or AOL. I have bunches of friends who would attest to this. Some I've known since grade school. Others are dates and people I've met off match.com. Every single encounter has been a pleasant one, even if there was no chemistry, I was always complimented on what a nice guy I am, and that I make, and I quote "an awesome friend, someone I can just open up with and feel totally comfortable with" (thanks for the quote Kimmers).

The other truth is...AOL sucks. It's not the place to meet quality people. Maybe there is one out of every 100,000 worth knowing.

So, obsess over that. You hens know who you are. Bock, bock, bock, bock.

   Kevin @ 3:46 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  The Snotty Six Preview posted Wednesday, September 17, 2003

A preview cartoon of the Snotty Six went up (whilst I secured the snottysix.com domain). I also added four or so pages of my sketchbook. Someplace in there you can see a drunk George W.

The Snotty Six

   Kevin @ 11:29 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  The Snotty Six (now seven) posted Tuesday, September 16, 2003

I have some prelilm sketches for some of the characters, which you can see here. I will be working on them this week and refine them to their final appearance.

   Kevin @ 12:23 AM EDT | | Listening to:

  Disappointment posted Monday, September 15, 2003

I was watching MTV earlier this evening, which is a rare thing because MTV sucks, and stumbled upon this show called "Newlyweds" featuring Nick something or other and Jessica Simpson.

The girl may be hot, but she is DUMB AS A ROCK! I have never seen someone so devoid of intelligence. And Nick, he treats her like shit. He rags on her behind her back constantly...not that I blame him, because she whines and complains non stop.

It's just further testament to the fact that looks are not everything. Jessica Simpson is just so incredibly gorgeous, but I could never ever be married to someone that mentally challenged. I was once, and I could never do it again. Life was just so...boring.

Finally, as I prepare to tell the story of the Snotty Six, I have started doodling cartoons again. I think I may have cartoon characters to go along with the personalities. So, if you do not understand the concept of a walking over-excited pinapple, I won't be offended. The Snotty Six and those who have been subject to them will understand the significance. Along with the large cartoon pizza with extra black olvies.

   Kevin @ 9:10 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Phoenix II posted Sunday, September 14, 2003

You know, when AP reports then Ben and J.Lo. have reportedly broken up, it's a pretty sure bet that it's happened. Word also has it that it was Ben who did the dumping and that J.Lo. was in tears and devastated. I say: GOOD! First of all, the egotistical whore was way too high up on her pedestal for her own good and second, it's about damn time that a man (and in Affluff's case, I use that term loosely) put a loudmouth skank in her place. More men need to do it before the gold-diggers (or as most refer to them, women) in their place. Bye bye Bennifer, we hardly knew ye. Not.

There is also another piece coming from the Washington Post that Berke Breathed will be returning to the Sunday funnies with a new comic strip, simply titled "Opus." If you do not know who either Berke Breathed or Opus is, then get off my web log, because you are an uncultured swine. Seriously though, it's the second coming because "Bloom County" was the bible. Anyone want to place some bets on which characters will be coming back besides Opus? My guesses would be Bill the Cat, Milquetoast, Rosebud, perhaps Portnoy and based on his site, some small little mouse who pops up from time to time...but no human characters. Mark my words.

Did anyone else catch HBO's "Carnivale"? What a strange sort of "Twin Peaks" (which I loved) sort of show. Vomiting silver dollars. Interesting. Upon watching the show in it's entirety, it gets my vote. I'll be tuning in next week.

It also looks as if our beloved Vice President Dick Cheney is saying that the U.S. can afford the war in Iraq and that the United States may seek more aid for Hallburt...whoops, Iraq. No real surprise there. Isn't that useless old man dead yet? How is it that perfectly good men like John Ritter who do something useful and creative get taken before there time and totally useless people like Cheney and Bush who are here for no other reason than to milk this country are allowed to live. Sickening.

Here is something completely shocking. Apparently in Maitland, Florida, a two year old girl was pulled dead from a swamp, and a little boy of about five was clinging to life only a few feet away. That is not even the shocking part. Maitland is so small that if you blink when driving by it, you'll miss it altogether, and the town is miles from any residential areas. No one in this little tiny town has come forward to report their child missing. If that does not redefine sad and pathetic, I don't know what does. The boy is in critical, but stable condition (critical but stable, what an oxymoron) and is expected to recover.

And what is up with the RIAA suing a twelve year old girl? Shame on those money hungry greedy bastards. Out of all the millions of people who have downloaded music, some girl in a housing project in New York City has got to come up with two grand? Where will this madness end? I mean, there are people who professionally pirate music who call themselves "super nodes" and the RIAA picks on a twelve year old girl? If that was planned, then it backfired bad. When Napster was shut down, I vowed never to buy another CD again. The sole exception was ELO's "Zoom" back in 2001 because of my loyalty to Jeff Lynne. Now I stand by my protest more than ever. In fact, if my man Jeff ever puts out another CD, I will write him a check for twenty bucks and ask him to send me a copy personally. He'll get his well deserved money, I'll get my CD and the RIAA will get nothing!

And finally, coming real soon when I get the urge to write about them, I will tell the story of The Snotty Six. The story is just too good not to tell. That, and I hate these group of losers (yes, hate, H-A-T-E) so bad, that I cannot resist the urge to rag on each and every one of them until they are shreds of papers falling through my fingers. As this log has been on hold for so long, I need to build my viewership back up before I write my next series of masterpieces aimed at showing six scum sucking, devoid-of-life, ball cheese infected dumbasses for the losers they are.

   Kevin @ 8:39 PM EDT | | Listening to:

  Phoenix I posted Saturday, September 13, 2003

Time to revive the weblog me thinks. I was inspired by the fact that AOL is trying to do their own version, and laughingly calling it "AOL Journals". If you cannot already tell by the tone of my writing, it's a complete and utter joke...and very censored.

First mistake. Censorship. I find it amazing AOL gets all bent out of shape about words like "wet spot" and "freak", but then allow their message board system to be over run by vultures and stalkers (I will touch on this, in depth, later). At least here on my own domain and I say whatever I want whenever I want, and to hell with anyone and their feelings.

More to come. Oh yes...so much more.

   Kevin @ 8:17 PM EDT | | Listening to: